The new math

Video of the day and ludicrous advertising line of the day (LALOTD?) comes from Sylvan Learning Centers. Conscientious Parent, what inspires more horror in you than the thought of your little ones locking up on the SAT?

Only the thought of them asking you for help. Sylvan feels you.  Because shit, you barely got a C in pre-calc yourself.  And who knows how much has changed since then?

“Math wasn’t easy when you were in school, and it’s only gotten HARDER!”

Similarly:

“Particle physics wasn’t easy when you were in school, and it’s only gotten…more entropic!”

“There was a lot of history when you were a kid, and now there’s only….more of it!”

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